Homeless in Heaven.

Anything that lasts an eternity has it’s downsides. Seventy virgins becomes seventy nights of making them non-virgins. How long could you hold off in an eternity? One down, sixty-nine to go and you should probably space them out. Or perhaps you finally get done fulfilling your greatest dreams; now what? If every man has his own mansion, then why have guests? Maybe you have the marble tile in the kitchen and bathroom! I guess in Heaven, living in a shack would be more unique. Even going the route of being ‘homeless in Heaven’ could have some sort of attractive flare. 

We were given a gift of life, unless you were aborted, and told how wonderful it is to die. Death becomes the adventure of all adventures until you wind up sleeping out on the curb by Heavens gates because no sin is allowed inside; leave your dirty thoughts and lover at the door. 

In a room without shadows, all you see is white. But don’t worry too much, I’m sure on the corner of Heaven and Hell it’s party central. Its the Heaven/Hell corporate merger with a Starbucks to relax in. But you still have to pay internet fee$. Unfortunately, it will all be Windows computers because God uses an Apple; looks better in the Rolls and is slick like an emo haircut. 

All in all, no one has the slightest clue as to what these places are all about. So for now, live a good life and let tomorrow be tomorrow. Dot.

Rule #32

Inherited millions is never gratifying. If your intent is to become rich, do something worth the riches. -Dane C. Eiteneier

Esoteric [D.esign] ~ revamped.

1. Calming Stress and [A.nxiety] ~ Imposing Art

Have you noticed: that it seems hard to find the time to relax and enjoy life on the planet without something imposing on our minds. Items such as logos and catch phrases are the worst at this. They constantly grab our attention, telling us to buy this, save that, get your discount, look here, and watch this. They are perfectly crafted to distract us from what we were originally intending to do. And although we can’t get away from it out in town, we can cut back on it floating aimlessly in our homes.

From where you are sitting, look around and add up the amount of logo’s and cliches you can spot. There are enormous amounts spread throughout your home asking you for attention. This is a problem if you are trying to relax. I’ve found that by removing them from sight, I have an easier time focusing on what I either need to do or want to do, thus relieving some undesired stress and keeping my living room from looking like downtown Tokyo. I’ll have plenty of time to catch up on my market conditioning later, such as on the drive to work.

I’m creating the stress and anxiety section on this blog for ideas on countering this epidemic. Although, it would be unwise to eliminate stress altogether, we should be able to control it with ease. If you have found something that works for you, send me an email and let me know!

~ Dane C. Eiteneier

U.S. Elections [R.eality] TV

Although I was bound and determined to stay away from politics (and cliches), some things are just to humorous to let pass up. And because the elections are quite similar to watching Survivor, I manage to completely ignore politics altogether for some time. It was interesting finding out that many people from both parties have no clue as who they will vote for. “The lesser of 3 evils” I’ve heard quite often. Of course I can’t leave it alone:

The photo is available as postcards. They may be helpful this coming election as to know how to handle a last minute decision. Good luck out there!

Esoteric [D.esign]

~ Dane C. Eiteneier