Anything that lasts an eternity has it’s downsides. Seventy virgins becomes seventy nights of making them non-virgins. How long could you hold off in an eternity? One down, sixty-nine to go and you should probably space them out. Or perhaps you finally get done fulfilling your greatest dreams; now what? If every man has his own mansion, then why have guests? Maybe you have the marble tile in the kitchen and bathroom! I guess in Heaven, living in a shack would be more unique. Even going the route of being ‘homeless in Heaven’ could have some sort of attractive flare.
We were given a gift of life, unless you were aborted, and told how wonderful it is to die. Death becomes the adventure of all adventures until you wind up sleeping out on the curb by Heavens gates because no sin is allowed inside; leave your dirty thoughts and lover at the door.
In a room without shadows, all you see is white. But don’t worry too much, I’m sure on the corner of Heaven and Hell it’s party central. Its the Heaven/Hell corporate merger with a Starbucks to relax in. But you still have to pay internet fee$. Unfortunately, it will all be Windows computers because God uses an Apple; looks better in the Rolls and is slick like an emo haircut.
All in all, no one has the slightest clue as to what these places are all about. So for now, live a good life and let tomorrow be tomorrow. Dot.
